Hillarious!!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes President Robert Mugabe On Relationships

Hillarious!!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes President Robert Mugabe On Relationships

Hillarious!!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes  President Robert Mugabe  On Relationships

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Extremely Hilarious Quotes By  Robert Mugabe

1. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”

2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

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3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”

4. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

 

5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.

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7. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.

9. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

10. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

11. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”

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12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”

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