When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic – You go apologise tire.
When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you – Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands – You must provide d proof ohh, or else…:
When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before WAEC – Na A1 u go get, no worry.
When you update “salary things” on facebook and your landlord comments “on point””””” – U go travel go villa by force.
When you’re in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper. – O’boy, E don red be dat! cry
When ur dad works at PHCN and they take light and you shout God punish PHCN……and he’s there with u – Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping – Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat
When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi – Start to prepare ur grammar
When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass – O’boy, just stop beg am.
When u give beggar #1000 note instead of #50 – Generosity go change mind
When soldier release you after serious beating, you come rush enter bike insult their Mama, Okada no gree Start again – Ur own don red be that “in Flektaman’s voice”.
Keep it rolling…