Yoruba Mothers and Upbringing!!!!

YORUBA MOTHERS!!!

Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it
comes to child upbringing.

Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN,
IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted.

IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs
instantly!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins
on the spot.

IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you
expose those who committed the crime with you
without hesitation.

ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.

Now ABARA is the worst… And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced
one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.

When you receive that one, you’ll lose balance
and your head will go into “auto-search” as you’ll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do
all. the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once!

OH! IGBAJU OLOYI… it can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let’s go
home and u will say it’s in my pocket ma. Lol

God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you’d have encountered these slaps ….

I know you’re laughing unless you’re not Yoruba
Good morning how was ur night?

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